#113 - Blitz

Description

Blized the Llama was a unique character among his herd in the Andes Mountains. He had an unusual fascination with Scientology and loved to spend his days deep in contemplation about the mysteries of the universe. His fellow llamas often found him gazing up at the stars with a far-off look in his eyes, muttering about Thetans and thetan levels. In addition to his spiritual pursuits, Blized was also a huge fan of the movie Top Gun. He had seen it dozens of times and could recite all the best lines by heart. Whenever a visitor came to the mountains, Blized would trot over to them and demand that they engage in a heated debate about the merits of Tom Cruise's acting skills. Despite his quirks, Blized was beloved by all who knew him. He had a certain charm and charisma that drew people in, even if they didn't understand half of what he was saying. And although he never became a famous llama like his friend Ice, Blized was content to spend his days contemplating the mysteries of the universe and rewatching Top Gun for the thousandth time.